• Guest Register
    If you are reading this it means you have not yet registered. Please take a second to REGISTER (it's FREE). You will then be able to enjoy all the features of Cruising Earth.

Humour On The High Seas


New member
A little old spinster was sitting quietly on a lounge, drinking tea and reading a book, in the Atrium Lobby of her favourite
cruise ship. An extremely handsome, fit, mature-age man walked over and sat down on the other end of the sofa.

After a few moments, the woman asked politely, "Are you enjoying your cruise ?"

Softly, he replied, " Yes, I am indeed. It's been 25 years since my last cruise."

"Oh, that's nice", she replied politely," What were you doing all those years ? "
He turned to her and whispered awkwardly, " I was....in prison ".

"Oh my goodness gosh, why did they put you in prison ? " she asked sympathetically.

He looked at her and very awkwardly said, " I killed my wife...with an axe "

" Oh ! " said the woman, moving closer to him, " ..... so you're single then ? "
Ad Blocker Detected - Please Allow Ads On Our Site

It looks like you may be utilizing ad blocking software or another ad filtering technology while visiting Cruising Earth. Certain areas of this site may not work properly because of this, particularly live updates of ship trackers and webcams.

We work hard to strike a balance between content and ads and as a free site we greatly appreciate your support in permitting ads to render. Ads help us cover our server and maintenance costs, which helps us continue to keep this site free to use. You also don't want to miss out on any specials or discounts posted from the Cruise & Travel Industry! For the best site experience please disable your ad blockers for cruisingearth.com, then click the button below. Thank you.

I've Disabled My AdBlocker